Here is a dose of coastal catalog humor.
Imagine living in these immaculately staged coastal catalog rooms from all These Stores.
Comedian and actress Molly Erdman did just that with Catalog Living. Here are a few coastal style examples of what Molly's fictional characters Gary and Elaine have to say while living life in these decor catalogs.
"Gary! If these Oars even come close to knocking over a single one of my starfish, I’ll shove one inside you. And if you leave your tote bag by the chair one more time…"
"Our Entryway set-up is great! Now I never forget my hat, burlap satchel, or Life Preserver."
Imagine living in these immaculately staged coastal catalog rooms from all These Stores.
Comedian and actress Molly Erdman did just that with Catalog Living. Here are a few coastal style examples of what Molly's fictional characters Gary and Elaine have to say while living life in these decor catalogs.
"I keep this on the hall table almost exclusively for the occasions when Gary tells me to shut my Clam."
"Leaving my Basket of secondary shells under the table allows me to rotate in new shells at a moment’s notice!"
"Elaine was concerned that Gary was drinking too much soda, so she kept them by her feet at all times. To retaliate, Gary threatened to loosen the umbrella Buoys."
"Gary got the idea from a parking lot in New York. Sure the kids get Rope burns climbing into bed, but their upper-body strength is amazing."
