Decor Catalogs à la Molly Erdman

I hope you don't mind a little bit of comedy!

I know many of you love decor catalogs, flipping through the pages of Pottery Barn, Wisteria, West Elm, and others. Now imagine to live in these immaculately staged rooms and you have Catalog Living, a hilarious blog written by LA based comedian and actress Molly Erdman who finds much humor in these creatively staged rooms. Here are just a few examples of what Molly's fictional characters Gary and Elaine have to say while living life in decor catalogs.


"I keep this on the hall table almost exclusively for the occasions when Gary tells me to shut my clam."


"Leaving my basket of secondary shells under the table allows me to rotate in new shells at a moment’s notice!"


"Our entryway set-up is great! Now I never forget my hat, burlap satchel, or life preserver."

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"Elaine was concerned that Gary was drinking too much soda, so she kept them by her feet at all times. To retaliate, Gary threatened to loosen the umbrella buoys."


"Gary got the idea from a parking lot in New York. Sure the kids get rope burns climbing into bed, but their upper-body strength is amazing."


"Gary! If these oars even come close to knocking over a single one of my starfish, I’ll shove one inside you. And if you leave your tote bag by the chair one more time…"


"In her annual end-of-season ritual, Elaine sent the outdated summer cushions out to sea."

You might have seen Molly Erdman in the Sonic Commercials, which I think are quite funny..., then I wonder, will I ever look at decor catalogs the same?

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